What’s As Unsatisfying As Forgetting To Wear The World’s Strongest Belt?
In all honesty, we highly doubt that you’ll forget to wear your Klik Belt once you own one. Should you forget to secure the world’s strongest belt around your trousers before you head out the front door to start your day, you’re going to notice that a few things are off: your waist weighs a little bit less than normal, your pants are starting to sag, and...well, that’s about it.
If you’ve mistakenly swapped out your Klik Belt in place of a weak, normal belt, then you’re really going to have some problems throughout the day in terms of comfort and overall strength. Seriously. But bear with us, here.
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Again, if you’ve owned a Klik Belt for as long as about a week, you’re going to be so in love with how it feels and how it performs that you’re unlikely to go anywhere without it secured around your waist. But humans are often-forgetful creatures. We sleep past our alarms, forget to preset the coffee machine the night before, and hastily execute our 45-minute morning routine in about seven minutes. Your outfit tends to become an afterthought when you’re primarily concerned about making it into work not too late.
So, in a similar-but-opposite approach to this blog post where we gleefully highlighted some of the things out there that rival a Klik Belts’ ever-satisfying “click” noise when you go to fasten it, we’re going to touch on several things that may make your blood boil a little bit. We apologize in advance, but remember, this is just for your reading amusement.
What’s More Unsatisfying Than Forgetting To Wear Your Klik Belt?
Plugging In A USB Cord
Future generations will never know the pain of attempting to plug in a USB cord. You try plugging it in one way, and it doesn’t work. You try doing it the other way, and guess what? It still doesn’t work. What about flipping it back over to the original position? Suddenly, it slides in perfectly. You can’t explain how that just worked, but the USB gods are appeased enough to allow you to access the outlet.
Sure, it’s a minor inconvenience in our daily lives, but it’s unnecessarily frustrating.
Failing To Sneeze
You start to feel a sneeze coming on. Maybe it’s a photic sneeze reflex after walking outside. Whatever the cause, you’re ready to sneeze and move on with your day. But no, your pent-up sneeze has other plans that don’t involve following through.
Sure enough, your epic 30-second buildup ends up fluttering out into nothing but a slightly runny nose. How unsatisfying (with a hint of grossness).
When Automatic Doors Delay
Here’s one of the most minor but totally valid, unsatisfying things that you can encounter on a daily basis: slow automatic doors. You walk up expecting them to start opening up at a certain time, and they do, but much more slowly than you originally anticipated.
Now, you’re forced to awkwardly slow down your pace or even flat-out come to a halt if you were booking up. Now, you look like a fool at your local Target. For shame, automatic doors!
When A Tasty Snack Gets Stuck In The Vending Machine
This is more infuriating than it is plainly unsatisfying. The unsatisfying part is that the item didn’t drop down into the receiving area as it should, but the infuriating part is that you’ve inserted a couple of bucks like a fair-paying customer, only to get ripped off by a machine.
Watching The DVD Menu Screensaver
We’ve all been there. Well, maybe you haven’t spent a lot of time watching the DVD menu screensaver fail to fit right into the corner of the screen as it should, and instead, it bounces off one of the sides in one of the least-satisfying manners possible.
But if you watch it for long enough, you’ll eventually be rewarded with the sweet, sweet satisfaction that is a successful corner fit.
It’s the Fourth Of July, and you’re ready to light off a series of fireworks just like the good, patriotic American that you are. The fireworks are set in a safe, open area. You excitedly light the fuse, and book it a good 40 or 50 feet away because this is a serious mortal shell right here. But you’re only going to be disappointed because the fuse fizzled out at the last moment. Lame.
When Your Phone Vibrates (Or Does It?)
You swear that your phone just vibrated. Finally! Your buddy texted you back; it’s about time. But no, you just experienced a ghost or “phantom” vibration, as some call it. There’s no true logical explanation for this phenomenon, but one thing is clear: it sure is unsatisfying.
When Your Earbuds Get Tangled Up
You can spend all of the time in the world getting your earbuds untangled and perfectly straight, but it only takes about three seconds in your pocket for them to become impossibly tangled once again. This one truly rides the line between frustrating and merely unsatisfying.
Shop The Strongest Belt For Sale (And Don’t Forget To Wear It!)
Last but not least, securing a normal belt with a traditional loop system is about as unsatisfying as things get (in our opinion, of course). But when you wear our COBRA® buckle belts, you’ll always have the sweet satisfaction of that signature “click.” Shop Klik Belts for your first belt or a back-up belt today!